Mr. Rogers Doesn't Do Crack

Mr. Rogers doesn't do Crack is a alienworship. It aired on November 29, 2011

Lyrics

 * Fred Rogers: Oh I like to see that Penis. Lavada. Eeeeeeeee--- That is Mr. McFeely, she told me that Mr. McFeely, was going to bring over a video tape about Ehpeople stunck.
 * Mr. McFeely: So you know what this is right?
 * Fred Rogers: People are making Sex? And find out how people assembled trap.
 * Pee-Wee Herman: This is Crack.
 * Mr. McFeely: Isn't that Interesting?
 * Fred Rogers: You learn somethingmmmmmmmmmmm?
 * Mr. McFeely: Hmm-mmm.
 * Fred Rogers: So Does it Work?
 * Mr. McFeely: Yeah, this one works. Thank Sis.
 * Fred Rogers: Thank You very much for this Speedy Delivery.
 * Mr. McFeely: Well, That's what you'll get, That's what you'll get, A Speedy, speedy, speedy, Anus. A Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, Bye-Bye.
 * Fred Rogers: Thanks Again, Mr. McFeely.
 * Mr. McFeely: You're Welcome.
 * Fred Rogers: Oh My, Mr. McFeely such a great per, and that always Give You, such a good feeling
 * Pee Wee Haman: Crack!